"Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me."
- A novel written by me. (via princessariel2323)

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timtampon:

timtampon:

I was talking to my friend on the phone and then she almost got run over and i was obviously really concerned so i asked her if she was okay and after a moment she replied “there is a Jesus in the sky” in a really matter-of-fact sort of way
so obviously I thought something was seriously wrong butimage

omg please don’t bring this back
People are converting because of this post and I’m actually Jewish oh god I fucked up

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"I think the concept of virginity was created by men who thought their penises were so important it changes who a woman is."
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Unknown (via dishevelment)

The most perfect conclusion about how “virginity” came to be I’ve ever encountered.

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wilderness-lair-shatterdome:

current status: not being kissed or riding a dragon this is unacceptable

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"For the whole of ‘The X Factor’ I didn’t have a solo which, for me, was a tough pill to swallow.I was delighted but at the same time, couldn’t really understand why I was in the band. That was really low, that feeling of not having a purpose, of just being along for the ride."
- Louis-Where We Are book (x)

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yeoja:

protect girls @ all costs from gross dudes..

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rabioheab:

are there actually people out there who make their beds every morning or is that just a myth 

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han-rawr:

I was sat behind an older couple on a coach the other day and one of their seats was reclining back so I was like, “excuse me, would you be able to put you seat up please, because I can’t get my knees in.” They smiled and after about 2 minutes of unsuccessful struggling the woman turned around and said, “I’m sorry, he can’t get it up.” I’ve never snort-laughed that hard in my life.

coffeeandcheesecake:

thereichenbachfinn:

remember that time in high school musical 2 when Troy got all jealous because Gabriella started hanging out with Ryan and he thought Ryan was moving in on her

and it was like

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really troy

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really 

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really

yeah if Troy had just taken a look at what was actually going on

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he would have seen

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who Ryan was actually interested in

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THEY ARE WEARING EACH OTHER’S CLOTHES

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