I still want you to flirt with me."
I was talking to my friend on the phone and then she almost got run over and i was obviously really concerned so i asked her if she was okay and after a moment she replied “there is a Jesus in the sky” in a really matter-of-fact sort of way
so obviously I thought something was seriously wrong but
omg please don’t bring this back
People are converting because of this post and I’m actually Jewish oh god I fucked up
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The most perfect conclusion about how “virginity” came to be I’ve ever encountered.
I was sat behind an older couple on a coach the other day and one of their seats was reclining back so I was like, “excuse me, would you be able to put you seat up please, because I can’t get my knees in.” They smiled and after about 2 minutes of unsuccessful struggling the woman turned around and said, “I’m sorry, he can’t get it up.” I’ve never snort-laughed that hard in my life.
remember that time in high school musical 2 when Troy got all jealous because Gabriella started hanging out with Ryan and he thought Ryan was moving in on her
and it was like
yeah if Troy had just taken a look at what was actually going on
he would have seen
who Ryan was actually interested in
THEY ARE WEARING EACH OTHER’S CLOTHES